Smiley Faces

I have many problems. Here's two of them:

1. I sometimes get in a foul mood for no apparent reason
2. I really dislike signing those point of sale credit card swipes using the little fake pen and the small screen which renders my already porous handwriting completely discernible.

Being the problem solving individual that I would like to think that I am, I came up with something today while at Trader Joe's to help with both problems; from this day forward, instead of signing with my signature on any POS screen, I'm now going to sign with just a simple smiley face, as I did today. Unfortunately the clerk wasn't very amused. However, I was very amused and felt much better afterwards.

:)